Neffin and Kid adventure...

Two adventurers Neffin and Kid were hunting for gold in the desert. After roaming all day long under the hot sun, they set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, Neffin woke up her friend.

"Kid, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Kid looked up and replied, "I can see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asked Neffin.

Kid thought for a minute and said:
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

After a moment of silence, Neffin spoke:

"It tells two things to me. First is that...you are an idiot."

Kid looked at Neffin, surprised.

"Why do you say so?" he said.

"Because it has still not occurred to you that someone has stolen our tent." replied Neffin.

“Aha I thought it felt a bit draftee” Kid laughed

“Jeez…” 0_o